Disclaimer:  This site is satirical in both conception and content... occasional slips of sincerity are unintentional... or are they?

 

FoodGod.org is not currently associated with the FoodGod podcast, entity, badass individual, nor FoodGod.com website. 

 

Low and behold..... FoodGod.org was purchased by a sincere fan of the FoodGod, to secure it from any sinister spirits, and to proclaim that any deity of substance, ie; Edesia, Ambrosia and all fellow gods of food..... while enjoying their divinely debauched digestive fortune...... must simultaneously wield their carnivorous cosmic powers of influence to cultivate and bestow more equitably edible blessings upon underfed earthlings.... else be weighed wanting in the Most High's balance....eternal reciprocal etiquette to which even the yummiest of gods adhere.

 

FoodGod.org was purchased to encourage the FoodGod badass individual, to unleash positive philanthropic powers, by founding a 501(c)3 encouraging both posh and not-so-posh restaurants plus individual foodies to elevate themselves to "lesser" food gods too.... by bestowing food blessings upon human terrestrials in need of food security..... in the spirit of which, we encourage everyone who eats, to search cyberspace for the new FoodGod podcast, listen, and then beseech..... only reverently ....as one does when entreating any god with ferociously fearsome foodie powers...... to do the upmost god-like thang...... to ripple out in-kind, with every gold-dipped chicken wing.... the filling of empty bellies worldwide..... until the FoodGod.org banks overflow!  Cuz wouldn’t it be a metaphorical slashy actual miracle.... if the FoodGod, though initially, potentially, unintentionally...... ACTUALLY...... slayed hunger worldwide?  Now THAT would taste divine!

 

All hail the fabulous FoodGod and his insatiable appetite’s potential to empower all his followers to harness hunger's hell by becoming bodacious, benevolent, buffet benefactors!

 

-  FoodGod.org

 

[Dear FoodGod,  Don’t fret about protecting your brand, we tots get it, and will reach out your way stat once we’re aware your .com site is kickin’ again, and are enabled to do so ie; via a virtual contact form.]